I called this morning for an eye appointment:
the receptionist asked me
"Do you work on taxes"
And I thought, well, they must get a lot of accountants and CPAs that call this time of year, suffering eye strain after tax season.....
but then she repeated her question:
"Do you wear contacts"...
and I thought perhaps my next call should be to schedule a hearing test.
Sometimes the brain interprets sights/sounds/smells in interesting [though incorrect] ways.