Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
It is as if we're all working from a script, ain't it. With everyone faithfully playing their assigned role.
The NRA will say the only thing wrong with this is that not everyone was armed, instead of just the shooter. [And I can't help but wonder what the carnage would have been if there were armed patrons inside, who whipped out their guns and started blazing away. Would they have shot only the shooter? Really?]
And the politicians saying that it's all because we have strayed from god, and that's why we're being punished.