The sign at the cheese shop: Wild Game for sale! with a backdrop image of what appears to be Porky the Pig. Not really very wild.
The signs pasted on the sides and back of the truck ahead of me: "Pure Romance!" advertising the local franchisee. The truck: old, dirty, rusting, looking about as far from romantic as anything could get.
The sign advertising a "Parade of Homes!": in front of an old barn, with peeling paint, sagging doors and boarded up windows.